shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.
The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened
legolas doesn’t believe your shit anymore peter
Me too, Aragorn. Me too.
this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke
Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
wHO DID THIS.